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(Departure from Punta Ala)
Hello guys, I am here to tell
vacation Sat born by game, which ended in a memorable, what I say because early skepticism to build the boat trip was taking over as a bit 'to give a bit of guilt' for the thousands of emails, telephone calls and text messages sent and received had never left in us a great taste in mouth! Then dinner at the farm of Richard Brian, asking him if he knew someone who rented boats, he has directed to the skipper Daniel and from that evening forward by the constant contact by phone we have come to realize what we had in mind. They spend a few days and bookings are confirmed to participate barcarola coming to the exact number of 8 persons + skipper Daniel to a full house on sailing, is also drawn to the galley kitchen is made and the division of tasks in the shopping so that everyone brings something ... Balla clearly opts for only liquids: some 48 beer cans! The crew is well trained: Balla, Dani, Jack, Andy Gessy +, + Gabry Francy and a great novelty, Simo friend of Jack without fear anything that joins hands down the group. Hours and days of departure will be: August 19 12.00 / 12.30 from the port of Punta Ala.
I must say that there was a meeting place at the port, but the start was not very accurate since the Giorgi's family came with a little 'late ... but nothing bad.
Having made friends with the skipper, had taken possession of the boat, having won the rooms and have placed the galley, we set sail for the first stage: Punta Ala-Elba! The group 'now close and careful to follow the instructions of the skipper Daniel shows us that the first operations to be done on a sailing boat, motor boats all goes smoothly with little wind, it creates a good feeling among us in a continuous succession of beats with full participation of the skipper Daniel. The first night we spend at sea anchor in the harbor to Ortano waiting to have dinner with Dani that, with a nut worthy of the best appetizers, a fish (Orfei circus stuff). The evening goes on cooking and eating up the first rumbling in regards to the boat. The rooms are divided as follows: chiaremente a couple (Andy and Gessy + Francy + Gabry) sleep together, with Jack Simo in the bunk bed, I with Dani in a bed (dubbed the ERG for the continued stench of diesel engine) and skipper Daniel in "living room" without a doubt I sleep outside in the opto out on the boat with a sleeping bag at the stars and enjoying the silence! And so the project is sailing Sat officially started ...
CHAPTER 2 °
(First leg: Cala Nova-Portoferraio)
The night before it is spun off smooth with no problems, since the sea has given us a hand in staying calm when we wake up, but while all had closed their eyes and took odd positions on the mattress (see Daniel that morning he was lying on the mattress like a sea lion on a beach in Antarctica), I had quite an awakening crumpled as back pain during the night I just slept on the hard wood of the bow. All around the silence reigns, and when the crew gets up, start to create the small noises that come into conflict with the nature that surrounds us are the results of last night's dinner! Farts a go go .... We note, however, that Dr. Giorgi began to accuse the oscillations given by the first wave, in fact, with rapid movements of a snail in height is positioned at the stern, making her erotic fantasies having to travel this part confused the boat to an area of \u200b\u200bwomen, and not hooked on to it until the new start. The continuous support given to him by his wife and frequent, it fills him with Travelgum, making her cheeks become similar to those of Armstrong's trumpet! But soon his discomfort fades and during the cruise back to the circumnavigation of the Elbe between us ...
In fact, the next step we face is one that runs from Cala Nova in Portoferraio, along the island admiring the beauty of it. Clearly on the way the jokes are wasted and the stupid fly together to the many photos are taken by Simo and Handyman / Gabry spin doctors, being in the open sea, the sun hits the coast much more, so with the passage of minutes, the skin color of Jack takes on a shade of red than ever, after a number of suggestions of all, Jack begins to slather on pounds and pounds of cream whose end result is the same as the zombies you see in the video for Michael Jackson Thriller ! A thing never seen ... Navigation proceeds smooth putting into practice the different maneuvers that the skipper Daniel has taught us and also add with excellent results.
Tired and eager to bathe in crystal clear waters of the Elbe, we had found a place to stop and throw us all in, if Jack with his now inseparable orange jacket! We eat on the boat and on to ports that give us hospitality, but as time of August and most weekends, the ads are negative facts via radio until Portoferraio calling and saying that we urgently need assistance on board because of some people who are not good, we are given permission to dock in port! Happiness reigns supreme as a spectacular day in the boat under the sun with the myriad of stupid things said during the trip, also lead us to a little 'rest stop in the harbor! Just stop, start planning for the evening: first a shower, especially for Jack that with all that cream on him is a greasy and sticky that looks like a toffee, then dinner in the quiet landscape with rub on the face, then walk in country for an ice cream or a beer! After dinner, I'd say good, go down to Portoferraio, where the crew begins to degenerate, giving the true performance with our performance and ingenuity worthy of the film "My Friend"!
The climax is reached at a small stand of a bar (beer sponsor of the Crown) where some very pretty girl with a small fee we offer a drink gadgets and giving us smiles, happy too that they have been involved for ten minutes in our innate goliardia ... He wanders inside the walls of the village, stopping to watch over the stores, even the local and tourist attractions that are offered to us, and then tested for the cruise we head towards the boat for the last fires of both lips that ass , the last of the evening drinking beer in a climate now sfuggitoci of hand, resulting in the best group of Portoferraio.
night, all the positions of the various beds are slightly transformation: divide the couple Andy-Gessy, creating one-Dany Gessy, for reasons of space, not knowing that Dany in small places is forced to withdraw its tenderina that in belly suffering as a beast! My place is out in the open with a sleeping bag, but this time with a pillow under his back, facing the night in a better way ...
PS: but as the Russian skipper Daniel?? At tomorrow night!
CHAPTER 3 °
(Second stage: Portoferraio, Porto Azzurro) No doubt
unlike previous morning, the awakening has not been the best since the very busy night and the constant coming and going of the road at least I have created a few hours of rest, but as the adventure is also that's okay ... Just cute toddler looking for a bar to put something in his stomach and head in the center where I see the same mini-bar party the night before with the girls of Corona beer, and I catapults us like a stone thrown by a sling for a cappuccino and a croissant. Here I buy the newspaper and I have returned to the boat where I find the rest of the crew is already alarm you set the starting blocks for morning breakfast, but I assure you that the most striking scene was to see Jack at the bar in a nano second he managed to swallow a pasta and cappuccino without even say wishful ... Even the Guinness Book of World Records!
After working practices of ritual we sail towards the off to face a new day full of sun, sea and fun, in fact just left the port we organize ourselves to decide where and what to do, coming to a conclusion: take a bath at off in peace!
Once in a cove, we try to take possession of reality but in the confusion that seems to be on the Fi-Pi-Li in the middle of August: terrible!! I throw the anchor always in order of skipper Daniel and I take a bath. Soon we will achieved also by her sister Andrea and her brother. Click greetings hugs and kisses, until a few millimeters in danger of colliding with boats came close to us later, and then take the decision to abandon the post and into the deep, where with a little 'wind of the things we practice we were taught. The hours go always with laughter and happiness, until you decide to dock at a port, we are water! As Jack (called the fucks Coverciano) had set a romantic restaurant for a seratina from Pole Position with its own beautiful in Porto Azzurro, and since there was no room, Dr. Giorgi after receiving in the past keys of the fort that is the pearl of Versilia dei Marmi and became a citizen, shall implement a plan amazing. It makes a round of phone calls and in union with his brother in law we are unable to find a job as a VIP Portoazzurro in a reservoir that would be a break in a shipyard in this case is that of Mola. The happiness of all is that soon, especially that of Jack realized he sees the possibility of implementing the most quirky erotic positions in a 4 star hotel with very nice view over the harbor. Take a shower
the operation, then the crew is divided Gessy ranging from Andy and sister and brother, Jack, Simon and Dani reach Jack's girlfriend in the center of Porto Azzurro dining in the restaurant, but remain in the boat skipper Daniel, Gabry, Francy and I; appetizer with white wine, soft dinner based pasta sauce with eggplant and second with tuna salad and tomatoes. We set an hour and reach out to others in the center for an ice cream or whatever else we do a first round and at one point clicks the operation espadrilles: we are divided into two teams and who is the first English winner slippers. First Team: Dani, Francy and I and the rest of the crew the second team. For the record I have lost. But without a doubt will remain indelible in the chaos we have created the town center where everyone turned around and appreciate our gypsy ... Evening of 10 report card!
For the return we take a taxi that takes us to the port, but not before the driver involved in wild dancing to the beat of his radio 60/70/80's style. In short, we put it in the middle !!!!! From the port we also find the Gessy and Andy return from their dinner, the results were rather tipsy and full of girls category. The boat comes up and everyone take the road to his room except for Jack who has been in the arms of his girlfriend with the intent to make her howl like a werewolf in front of the full moon. Everyone to bed and stays out of the Trio Lescano: Andy + Dance + Gabry talking about this and not with the usual speeches from men ... understand? Another day to be framed, ready for the ultimate adventure that awaits us! Tomorrow night.
CHAPTER 4 °
(Third and final stage: Porto Azzurro-Punta Ala)
Yes, we came at the end of the story is both the journey, not before having told the latest "mischief". The morning starts with a 'dawn that began very early for me because all night the lights of the yard was where to stay focused on my face, like I was being interrogated at the police station, and then after several attempts to sleep, I decide to wake up at all remaining in my sleeping bag focusing my attention towards the boats moored in port. Gradually, also the awakening of the crew is shooting and soon the operation bathroom, breakfast and finally melting off the peaks. All of their seats for the last maneuvers that will lead us to a cove called for Gulf Star one last stop for two hours facing a beautifully blue sea. All water except me, as heavily influenced by the sun took the day before, and in fact remain in the boat for a sweet rest with the skipper Daniel preparing to "shelter" for lunch. The return of the children, lunch is prepared by the couple D & G, new piadinari Elbe, with delicious tortillas worthy to Adriatic Coast! In the meantime Gabry with an experience worthy of the best diving Pellizzari (diver diving champion), back on board with a good amount of sea urchins make them taste the crew with surprising results. Spend two hours to stop the group set sail towards the port of Punta Ala, where unfortunately the cruise within a few hours come to an end. The usual maneuvers are performed by the entire crew with uproarious results worthy of the "LOUIS VUITTON CUP", and proud of our work, after which the afternoon sun had taken power, we see from far away the goal. In the vicinity of the port
Simo radio requires insights into the place to moor, given to him answer, happily, we enter into the port for the sailing holiday andatasi to achieve. No doubt the experience these days can only be positive, and the result that follows is to have found a group of 10 report card, with skipper Daniel very good at making us feel at ease in situations never before seen . The rest is the order of the day as the laughter and the desire for fun is always present.
thanks goes to all of us that we were able to spend some days that will remain memorable. Now we await only the pictures that are made to confirm everything that was written.
PS: Do not forget dinner!
I'Balla Thanks.
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